February 2012
Normal people: Let's go to the concert at 5:00 PM so we're there in time for doors. Who cares about where we stand in the crowd!
Me and my friends: If we get there at 4:00 AM we can be the first people in line even though we have to wait 14 hours until doors open to get let in but at least we can be front row.
Watchcastiel-winchesterr:
therandommistress:
especiallygoodfinder:
GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL
PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.
Watchmeowtardis:
gloriousmuser:
bitchtitz69:
xxteambreezyxx:
gabbiilove:
Why homosexuality should be banned.
THE SARCASM IN THIS IS AMAZING
Watch this. It’s not what you think, lol.
Will never not reblog. <3
YOU WIN THE INTERNET.
omg
never not reblog
whoa
brb, gonna go hang out with tall people
Same here ^^^
Sir, not only do you win the internet. you have now won life....
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maximushelyer:
WHO IS GOING TO SYDNEY SOUNDWAVE?
I wanna meet you
ME. TWO DAYS. FUCK.
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Today has been a good day, but people still suck.
I was at school this morning about half an hour before I usually LEAVE for school, and it takes me 25 minutes to walk to school.
That’s about an hour earlier than I should be. That sucks. I’m tired.
Who’s bright idea was it to have Chemistry tutoring on a Friday morning? Blegh.
Today I cooked spinach pies in Hospitality. It...
Trolling on Facebook is very easy.
castiel-winchesterr:
fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook:
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
Waiting for your favourite part of a song
Need a laugh? Click here!
Told my dad I wouldn't mind being a high school...
beyoncebeytwice:
the hunger games
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
I love Tumblr. You can say "asgfdhgyukdas" or...
Kid: why do we have to learn this
Math teacher: because fuck you
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