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Weasley Is Our King
Emily. 19. Australia.
Completely useless. High school graduate, University's new bitch.

"We were born to believe we can't change a thing. We can't, and we never could. But before you believe the things you believe, you must understand to be understood." - John O'Callaghan

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image


animecountdown:

This is how geniuses end arguments, ladies and gentlemen.

animecountdown:

This is how geniuses end arguments, ladies and gentlemen.


1 week ago on 07/21/14

thank you dearest father, for leaving all of my clothes on the clothes line overnight so i currently have NO clean, dry clothes to pack and go away with. Cheers, im pissed.


"We don’t change, we don’t get better at this."

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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that-guy-from-the-thing:

ronnies-corner:

breadmaakesyoufat:

starfreezer:

Georges son calls from Hogwarts on the first day of school terrified and keeps asking if George is okay, he reassures him that everything is alright but asks why he would ask that. Georges son explains that he thought he had died because he could have sworn he had seen a ghost that looked just like him joking around with the older students

STOP DIS RIGHT NOW

first of all, fuck you

Thanks Satan.


yoobelle:

lelaid:

This is too good to not post.

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yoobelle:

lelaid:

This is too good to not post.

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laugh-addict:

 

People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.

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i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life


bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing


misha-mosha-masha:

THIS SHOW IS COMEDY GOLD AND IF YOU DON’T THINK SO YOU NEED TO REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE


virginsacrificer:

its hard to be attractive when youre not


scumfolk:

The liquor one killed me


"The world’s gone mad. Jimmy Anderson got 81 runs and Alastair Cook took a wicket."
— Nasser Hussain when asked ‘what have we learned from this test match?’ (via dalewittchen)